i don't want to process anything sold, bought or processed

sometimes i forget why i married ian.

he calls me out of the blue and without saying Hello, launches in to Lloyd Dobbler's Sold, Bought, & Processed speech from Say Anything. Which he'd never even watched before he met me.

I finished the conversation by saying, "What I'd really like to be is a professional kickboxer" & then we laughed and hung up the phone. after bizarre conversations like that i remember why we are married.